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Post by silentrunner on Dec 6, 2017 22:53:16 GMT
The Prez, released on May 1, 2008, is a Canadian political satire film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, starring Ben Stiller as Harold "Hal" McNulty, a parody of Rick Santorum.
As a child in 1960s Pittsburgh, McNulty is sexually abused by his father, uncle, and a Catholic priest. As an adult, he is elected Governor of Pennsylvania and then Vice President, eventually becoming President after the previous president (portrayed by Friedberg himself) dies in an accident involving erotic asphyxiation. After becoming president, McNulty pursues a hardcore social conservative agenda, outlawing abortion, homosexuality, and pornography, while privately engaging in homosexual acts with his nephew Jerry (portrayed by Robert Pattinson) and soliciting the services of transsexual prostitutes.
One day, an intrepid photographer (portrayed by Seth Rogen) catches McNulty in the act with Jerry. Despite the efforts of the Secret Service, the photographs leak onto the Internet and McNulty's secret double life is exposed. An angry mob quickly descends on the White House. The film ends with McNulty committing suicide by gunshot just as the mob breaches into the Oval Office.
The film received a mixed commercial reception, with critics praising its political themes while criticizing the over-reliance on crude humor.
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Post by steve59 on Dec 7, 2017 11:09:28 GMT
The Prez, released on May 1, 2008, is a Canadian political satire film written and directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, starring Ben Stiller as Harold "Hal" McNulty, a parody of Rick Santorum. As a child in 1960s Pittsburgh, McNulty is sexually abused by his father, uncle, and a Catholic priest. As an adult, he is elected Governor of Pennsylvania and then Vice President, eventually becoming President after the previous president (portrayed by Friedberg himself) dies in an accident involving erotic asphyxiation. After becoming president, McNulty pursues a hardcore social conservative agenda, outlawing abortion, homosexuality, and pornography, while privately engaging in homosexual acts with his nephew Jerry (portrayed by Robert Pattinson) and soliciting the services of transsexual prostitutes. One day, an intrepid photographer (portrayed by Seth Rogen) catches McNulty in the act with Jerry. Despite the efforts of the Secret Service, the photographs leak onto the Internet and McNulty's secret double life is exposed. An angry mob quickly descends on the White House. The film ends with McNulty committing suicide by gunshot just as the mob breaches into the Oval Office. The film received a mixed commercial reception, with critics praising its political themes while criticizing the over-reliance on crude humor. Now given Santorum's actions so far how safe is it being a Canadian? Not to mention Stiller's life insurance costs have probably sky-rocketted!
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Post by silentrunner on Dec 28, 2017 2:59:45 GMT
US LEAVES UNITED NATIONS
Reuters, May 9, 2008
In a stunning move, US President Rick Santorum has announced the USA's departure from the United Nations and given the organization 30 days to leave its HQ in New York City.
Yesterday, the General Assembly had passed a resolution condemning the mass imprisonment of LGBT individuals under TASA. In response, Santorum declared that the United Nations "no longer acts in accordance with our interests". Already, the General Assembly and Security Council have begun transferring operations to Geneva, Switzerland.
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Post by steve59 on Dec 28, 2017 18:18:13 GMT
So Santorum is giving up the US's security council seat and veto. Wise move not. At least he can fit in well with fellow travellers like President Kim.
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Post by silentrunner on Jan 13, 2018 21:41:45 GMT
TRUMP ANNOUNCES RUNNING MATE
New York Times, May 9, 2008
Donald Trump has selected former California governor Jerry Brown as his running mate in the 2008 presidential election.
The selection of Brown is part of a wider strategy by the Trump campaign to appeal to liberals.
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Post by westvirginiarebel on Feb 1, 2018 8:21:51 GMT
A possible contribution?
SENATOR OBAMA DECLINES TO RUN
May 10-Senator Barack Obama of Illinois reaffirms his earlier position that he will not be a candidate in the 2008 Presidential race. "I urge the American people to vote for the candidate they think can best defeat Rick Santorum this November," he said. Obama's refusal to endorse any specific Democratic candidate has led to speculation that he may be involved in the so-called Continental Army, whose members have been holding large rallies across the country and are talking about having their own political convention this Summer.
May, 2008-The Santorum administration begins the process of demolishing the United Nations building over the protests of local New York City officials including the Mayor. It is unknown what the administration will do with the property; other structures around the headquarters such as the Dag Hammarskjöld Library and the UNICEF building, will reportedly be used for other purposes, while works of art including sculptures will be donated to museums or given to the various countries that originally donated them. One area that will be remodeled rather than destroyed will be the Security Council Room which the Santorum administration claims will be turned into a convention center...
Who needs 'em? Turn the UN into a parking lot.-FreeRepublic user
So Little Ricky has decided he really doesn't want any foreigners in the country anymore. Hey, Ricky-deport yourself, goofball!-Jon Stewart, posting on Democratic Underground
DUMP LITTLE RICKY-graffiti spray-painted on a Republican Party campaign office in Florida.
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Post by westvirginiarebel on Feb 2, 2018 7:16:15 GMT
What happened to Tom DeLay in this TL? Is he part of the Santorum administration?
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Post by silentrunner on Mar 3, 2018 21:09:40 GMT
BORDER CLASH ERUPTS BETWEEN EGYPT AND ISRAEL
Reuters, May 16, 2008
A firefight has erupted between Egyptian and Israeli forces near the Gaza Strip.
Both governments have accused the other of starting the battle. It is rumored that Israel is preparing to invade Egypt to topple the Muslim Brotherhood.
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Post by talesweaver on Mar 13, 2018 2:54:49 GMT
So Santorum is giving up the US's security council seat and veto. Wise move not. At least he can fit in well with fellow travellers like President Kim. I agree. This was the worst decision done by santorum.
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Post by steve59 on Mar 13, 2018 11:00:09 GMT
BORDER CLASH ERUPTS BETWEEN EGYPT AND ISRAEL Reuters, May 16, 2008 A firefight has erupted between Egyptian and Israeli forces near the Gaza Strip. Both governments have accused the other of starting the battle. It is rumored that Israel is preparing to invade Egypt to topple the Muslim Brotherhood. Missed this and good to see the TL active again. This could get very messy, especially with the situation in the US.
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Post by steve59 on Mar 13, 2018 11:02:44 GMT
So Santorum is giving up the US's security council seat and veto. Wise move not. At least he can fit in well with fellow travellers like President Kim. I agree. This was the worst decision done by santorum. I don't know about the worst given what else he's been up to, including assassination of political opponents. However definitely bloody stupid in terms of loss of US influence as a result. It says something for the situation that we're actually looking for President Trump as a definite improvement in America's governance!
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Post by silentrunner on Mar 28, 2018 0:52:33 GMT
"I'm Howard Dean, and I approve this message"
Inauguration Day, 2009. Bud Cramer is standing before a crowd in front of the White House, thanking the American people for electing him.
"Bud Cramer claims to stand against Santorum's abuse of power."
Cramer suddenly reaches behind his head and begins pulling on the back of his neck.
"In reality, Cramer voted for both the Education Balance Act and the Video Game Content Regulation Act."
Cramer tears off his own face like a mask, revealing Rick Santorum's face underneath. Santorum promptly begins laughing in front of the stunned crowd.
"Who's to say Cramer won't continue Santorum's destructive policies? Vote for true liberal values. Vote for Howard Dean for President."
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Post by ash19256 on May 8, 2018 18:53:08 GMT
Oh boy, here comes the divided votes between the non-Republican candidates.
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Post by silentrunner on Jun 9, 2018 21:42:41 GMT
ISRAEL DECLARES WAR ON EGYPT
Reuters, May 19, 2008
The State of Israel and Palestine has officially declared war on the Islamic Republic of Egypt.
The Israeli government has cited the May 16 border clash, along with Egyptian support for Hamas, as its casus belli for war.
Israeli forces are already moving towards the Egyptian border, while the Egyptian government has relocated to Alexandria.
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Post by steve59 on Jun 10, 2018 11:50:16 GMT
ISRAEL DECLARES WAR ON EGYPT Reuters, May 19, 2008 The State of Israel and Palestine has officially declared war on the Islamic Republic of Egypt. The Israeli government has cited the May 16 border clash, along with Egyptian support for Hamas, as its casus belli for war. Israeli forces are already moving towards the Egyptian border, while the Egyptian government has relocated to Alexandria.
That last seems very odd. Cairo is a lot bigger and defended by the Nile while Alex is a lot more vulnerable I would have thought. Especially given how unlikely it is that Israel would get that far. Unless the Egyptian government are fearing Israeli use of nukes, in which case Alexandria is only marginally better for a seat of government than Cairo.
Must admit I've lost touch with the TL but I can't see this ending well for anybody but probably being a disaster for Israel.
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Post by silentrunner on Jun 11, 2018 16:13:10 GMT
ISRAEL DECLARES WAR ON EGYPT Reuters, May 19, 2008 The State of Israel and Palestine has officially declared war on the Islamic Republic of Egypt. The Israeli government has cited the May 16 border clash, along with Egyptian support for Hamas, as its casus belli for war. Israeli forces are already moving towards the Egyptian border, while the Egyptian government has relocated to Alexandria.
That last seems very odd. Cairo is a lot bigger and defended by the Nile while Alex is a lot more vulnerable I would have thought.
Radiation poisoning is a rather poor way to defend yourself from invaders.
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Post by steve59 on Jun 12, 2018 10:57:48 GMT
That last seems very odd. Cairo is a lot bigger and defended by the Nile while Alex is a lot more vulnerable I would have thought.
Radiation poisoning is a rather poor way to defend yourself from invaders.
Sorry, not following?
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Post by westvirginiarebel on Jun 24, 2018 3:04:25 GMT
Assuming Tom DeLay is possibly Attorney General in the Santorum administration:
DELAY ANNOUNCES NEW BORDER CONTROLS, ANTI-TERROR MEASURES IN WAKE OF ISRAEL-EGYPT CONFLICT
Speaking briefly at the Justice Department, Attorney General DeLay announced the measures as part of a broader effort to prevent terrorist attacks by what he called "Jerusalem's enemies." The remark has caused concern that the Administration supports moving the American embassy to Jerusalem, which many worry could inflame tensions between Israel and Egypt.
TROOPS SENT TO MEXICAN, CANADIAN BORDERS
Leaders from both countries have spoken out against the deployment of U.S. armed forces at both borders. A strong military presence made up of active duty troops has already made its presence felt at the Tijuana border crossing, where traffic has dropped by nearly 50%.
Saturday Night Live-"Dinner At Rick's Place" Cold open features guest host James Franco as President Santorum, serving guests a "heaping helping of family values" at his "diner." Despite gagging on their portions, all of his guests, notable Republicans played by cast members, dig in for more. At the end of the sketch, Franco says, "And if you think that's not enough, I've got a huge pile of BS ready for the next four years!"
TRUMP CALLS FOR NEGOTIATIONS, END TO CONFLICT ON CAMPAIGN TRAIL
Calling for a "real dialogue" between Israel and Egypt, Democratic nominee Donald Trump said that he would meet with "all parties" in the Middle East for peace, and slammed the Santorum administration for what he called a "fake response" to the conflict. "Fake leadership, not good, very sad," he said, during a campaign stop in Ohio.
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Post by steve59 on Jun 24, 2018 9:33:01 GMT
Assuming Tom DeLay is possibly Attorney General in the Santorum administration: DELAY ANNOUNCES NEW BORDER CONTROLS, ANTI-TERROR MEASURES IN WAKE OF ISRAEL-EGYPT CONFLICT Speaking briefly at the Justice Department, Attorney General DeLay announced the measures as part of a broader effort to prevent terrorist attacks by what he called "Jerusalem's enemies." The remark has caused concern that the Administration supports moving the American embassy to Jerusalem, which many worry could inflame tensions between Israel and Egypt. TROOPS SENT TO US, CANADIAN BORDERS Leaders from both countries have spoken out against the deployment of U.S. armed forces at the border. A strong military presence made up of active duty troops has already made its presence felt at the Tijuana border crossing, where traffic has dropped by nearly 50%. Saturday Night Live-"Dinner At Rick's Place" Cold open features guest host James Franco as President Santorum, serving guests a "heaping helping of family values" at his "diner." Despite gagging on their portions, all of his guests, notable Republicans played by cast members, dig in for more. At the end of the sketch, Franco says, "And if you think that's not enough, I've got a huge pile of BS ready for the next four years!" TRUMP CALLS FOR NEGOTIATIONS, END TO CONFLICT ON CAMPAIGN TRAIL Calling for a "real dialogue" between Israel and Egypt, Democratic nominee Donald Trump said that he would meet with "all parties" in the Middle East for peace, and slammed the Santorum administration for what he called a "fake response" to the conflict. "Fake leadership, not good, very sad," he said, during a campaign stop in Ohio.
Should that be the MEXICAN, CANADIAN borders? Sounds like N America will soon be descending into total chaos and a pariah state.
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Post by westvirginiarebel on Jun 24, 2018 23:32:22 GMT
Fixed!
Somewhat taken from real life:
Yahoo News (AP): CALIFORNIA SECESSION MOVEMENT GAINS MAJOR BOOST IN LEGISLATURE
A nascent movement to turn California into two states has taken a new turn with broad support in Sacramento, as a diverse coalition of groups from both the right and the left have joined forces to support California becoming an independent republic with a measure that has been approved for the ballot in this year's elections. If passed, the measure would give the state's Governor the authority to declare California a sovereign nation within the United States. "I believe that this is the only way to preserve our rights as Americans, and as citizens of California," Rep. Devin Nunes (R) said in a statement. Nunes is known as a supporter of Donald Trump, despite being from different political parties. It was not immediately made clear what would happen to California's Congressional delegates or its 55 electoral votes should the state gain independence. VP nominee Jerry Brown has made no statement on the issue, although it is widely speculated that he would resign as Governor if the measure passes to allow new elections to take place.
CANADIAN GOVERNMENT IMPOSES TARIFFS FOLLOWING TROOP DEPLOYMENTS
AP-Calling the Santorum administration's decision to send US troops to the Canadian border "provocative," the Canadian PM announced new tariffs against American goods in response, sparking fears of a possible trade war with the US. There have also been reports of Canadian military exercises which observers believe are intended to send a message to the administration, something which the Canadian government has not denied. President Santorum insisted today that the troop deployments would continue as long as there were what he called "sustained and credible threats" to national security. Mister Santorum did not elaborate on what those threats were, however a spokesperson for the Department of Defense said that the threats were real and warned of possible attacks on US soil. The Defense Department would not specify what groups or individuals might be behind such threats, only that the US was "prepared" to deal with them.
"So who are we supposed to be scared of? Angry Canadians? According to Santorum, our biggest threat is our own allies. At this rate, we might not have any."-Bill Maher, on Real Time With Bill Maher
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